Whats gonna happen when I'm older..
Granddaughter: Grandma, i found these old books in the attic. should i throw them out?
Me: What are they called?
Granddaughter: The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, & Mockingjay.
Me: Katniss, go get your siblings Rue, Cato, & Clove. I think its time i told you a story.
Life is too short to be stressing over shit you...
Her eyes don't light up when she hears your name...
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
Me while babysitting
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