I want him.
My parents have my glee cd on down in the lounge an “fat bottomed girls” just came on. LOL
parents: thats my beautiful daughter
relatives: wow you get prettier every day
friends: you look adorable today
boys: so, hmm.... how did you escape the zoo?
Sitting here typing this with a broken collarbone...
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
This is how pencils are sharpened in factories.